Funny Facts

Leider ist dieser wunderschöne "Sätzefinder" nur auf Englisch, aber das macht das ganze ja nun nicht weniger lustig, aye?

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Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Bredavitch Nikolaj's kindergarten class.
(Muhaha Von Krolock for eva )

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Bredavitch Nikolaj beats all 3 at the same time.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Bredavitch Nikolaj has 72... and they're all poisonous.

We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Bredavitch Nikolaj doesn't believe in magic.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Patrick Kriegl needs toothpicks.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Patrick Kriegl.

When Patrick Kriegl looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Patrick Kriegl and Patrick Kriegl. (den find ich am besten)

If you spell Patrick Kriegl in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Patrick Kriegl created God by snapping his fingers.


Toll! Das sind Chuck Norris Witze auf ENGLISCH mit anderen Namen!

Pikachurin

Pikachurin is an extracellular matrix-like retinal protein first described in 2008, Japan, and named after Pikachu, the highly popular and official mascot of Pokémon. cite journal |author=Sato S, Omori Y, Katoh K, "et al" |title=Pikachurin, a dystroglycan ligand, is essential for photoreceptor ribbon synapse formation |journal=Nat. Neurosci. |volume=11 |issue=8 |pages=923–931 |year=2008 |month=August |pmid=18641643 |doi=10.1038/nn.2160 |url=http://dx.doi.org/10.1038/nn.2160] The protein is colocalized with both dystrophin and dystroglycan at the ribbon synapses.


Kurios genug? .. xDD Googlets, das Protein Pikachurin gibts tatsächlich. xD

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Sophia.

Sophia wipes her ass with chain mail and sandpaper. (hey?!)

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Sophia.

Sophia make onions Cry.(ha! )

If Sophia wants your opinion, she'll beat it into you.

One time, Kessero accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

Kessero does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Kessero goes killing.

Once a cobra bit Kessero's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Kessero invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Kessero doesn't believe in magic.

Das sollte genügen, um zu zeigen, dass die den kenn, mal sehen, was die über mich sagen...

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Ludwig Riedel says its beef, then it's beef.

One time, at band camp, Ludwig Riedel ate a percussionist.

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Ludwig Riedel killed the cat. Every single one of them.

Heey, ich ess zwar viel, aber ich bin kein Chinese!

Jetz für Ethea:

Etheasamentha grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage.

Etheasamentha eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.

When Etheasamentha answers the phone, she just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

Etheasamentha once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Muwahahahah, und noch was:

Zephyrinus was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."

Zephyrinus doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets out of the way.

Cynder:

Cynder never goes to the dentist because her teeth are unbreakable. Her enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

(cool xD)

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Cynder.

Cynder invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

(xDDDDDD)

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Cynder 3. Cancer

(Hallo?! D:ô.o)

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Cynder is worth 1 billion words.
(muhaha xD)

Cynder beat the Sun in a staring contest.

(...)

Cynder doesn't read books. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.

(chuck norris xDDD)

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Cynderaurus.

(jetzt wissen wirs!!!!)

Remember The Ultimate Warrior? She quit wrestling because Cynder wanted her nickname back.
(o.o)

Cynder doesnt wear a watch, She decides what time it is.
(aha gut zu wissen )

In an emergency, Cynder can be used as a floatation device.
(-.-)

The easiest way to determine Cynder's age is to cut her in half and count the rings.
(bin ich ein baum? D:)

Cynder invented the question mark.
(das stimmt! xD)

The last digit of pi is Cynder. She is the end of all things.

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Cynder.
(coolxD)

so nochn eins ^^

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Cynder come off without a hitch.



Ok was soll man dazu noch sagen xD

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Elisabeth.
When you play Monopoly with Elisabeth, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
Elisabeth once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
When you say "no one's perfect", Elisabeth takes this as a personal insult.
Elisabeth proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before her first space expedition.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Elisabeth was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Elisabeth.
There is no such thing as global warming. Elisabeth was cold, so she turned the sun up.
The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Elisabeth needed a back scratcher.
Google won't search for Elisabeth because it knows you don't find Elisabeth, she finds you.